Shipping policy

Ahoy, Mateys! Snarky Pirate's Shippin' Policy
We at Snarky Pirate be movin' mountains of treasure (well, mostly awesome merchandise) to get it into yer grubby mitts as fast as possible! Here be the lowdown on how we handle shippin' yer booty:
Gatherin' Yer Plunder:
Allow 1-14 business days for us scallywags to assemble yer order. We gotta make sure it's perfect before it sets sail! This time might change a bit dependin' on the size of yer haul or if some treasures be temporarily out of stock.
Settin' Sail:
Once yer order be packed and ready, it'll be shipped by our trusty couriers. Delivery times can vary greatly dependin' on where ye be anchored and the chosen method. Generally, expect yer loot to arrive within 1-60 business days after it leaves our port.
Cost of the Voyage:
Most of our treasures come with a flat rate shippin' fee of $5.25. But fear not, landlubbers! If yer order be weighin' in at over $75, we'll throw in free shippin' just for bein' such a loyal scallywag.
Trackin' Yer Booty:
Once yer order sets sail, we'll send ye a message with a trackin' number. Use this number to spy on yer treasure's journey on the carrier's website.
International Shippin':
We be happy to send yer treasures to most international destinations! However, the time it takes and the cost can vary greatly dependin' on where ye be.  Also, ye be responsible for any customs fees or import taxes that might arise.
Lost or Damaged Cargo:
Sometimes, even the best laid plans go awry. If yer package be lost or damaged durin' its journey, contact us immediately. We'll work with the carrier to find yer treasure or file a claim on yer behalf.
A Few Important Notes:
 * These be estimated delivery times, not guarantees. Unforeseen circumstances like bad weather or customs delays can slow things down.
 * We be not responsible for delays caused by the carrier.
 * We reserve the right to choose the best shippin' method for yer order.
If Ye Have Any Questions:
Don't be shy, landlubber! If anythin' in our shippin' policy be unclear, feel free to send a message to our crew at snarkypirate@hotmail.com or jaynjayron@gmail.com. We be happy to help!
Thanks for choosin' Snarky Pirate! Now go forth and plunder responsibly!

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